I Am Acting Like a Lady
?MOne day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. 4 D+ s# `1 M??t3 Q% o" ^
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He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.
"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"
"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."
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一天，遠(yuǎn)東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件?？墒?，沒過多久，他發(fā)現(xiàn)自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。 , S* f# o$ f8 b! R3 V$ z5 h
他竭力忍耐著。后來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。?
你干嘛？”有人尖聲叫道，“你難道不能表現(xiàn)得象位紳士嗎？” 聽著，”他說，“我已經(jīng)象紳士一樣表現(xiàn)了一個小時。從現(xiàn)在起，我要表現(xiàn)得象個女士!"
